Anniversary of alt.ascii-art

Originally posted by Colin Douthwaite (RIP) 19/09/97.

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Bathrooms galore ! Take your pick...

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1. Dux is a common brand of toilet in N.Z.
2. Kitty's picture is by Ed Savage
3. Because of the endless designs of toilet roll holders
this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice.

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