Cure for the Old Guy's Midlife Crisis

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now, I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

Now, my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis!!

I thought this was perfect. Had to repost it from Freaky Frugalite

3 thoughts on “ Cure for the Old Guy's Midlife Crisis

  1. Utterly hysterical!

    Trouble is, I am older and have wound back the clock to poverty as well!

    Something’s not quite logical!

    Gemma

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