Anniversary of alt.ascii-art

Originally posted by Colin Douthwaite (RIP) 19/09/97.

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Bathrooms galore ! Take your pick...

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1. Dux is a common brand of toilet in N.Z.
2. Kitty's picture is by Ed Savage
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this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice.

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