Which Fantastical Creature Suits Your Style?

You scored as A Too Silly Faerie. Well you had to be silly to take this test hadn’t you 😛 You love a good laugh and playing pranks on others and take jokes very well. You love all things wacky and random and are always up for a laugh. But be careful, not everyone has such a light-hearted view of life and may get the wrong idea of something you say.See All Results/Comment

A Too Silly Faerie
60%
A Too Astral Faerie
55%
A Too Lazy Faerie
55%
A Too Sporty Faerie
50%
A Too Serious Faerie
45%
A Too Sweet Faerie
45%
A Too Kinky Faerie
40%
A Too Evil Faerie
40%
A Too Depressed Faerie
35%

Which Dysfunctional Faerie are You?
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You scored as Peridot. Happy and accepting, peridot-types are more than adapted for change. They have no problem with trying the new and have quite a positive outlook on life. They can change to fit more with the people around them and can make allowances more easily, making it easy to start new friendships and then keep them going strong.

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Peridot
73%
Ruby
70%
Emerald
67%
Celestite
67%
Topaz
67%
Aquamarine
63%
Garnet
63%
Athemyst
43%

Which Mystic Gem Stone Relates To You?
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You scored as Chimera.Click Here For Your Result

Mermaid
67%
Werewolf
67%
Chimera
67%
Angel
59%
Unicorn
42%
Dragon
42%
Phoenix
33%
Vampire
8%

Which Fantastical Creature Suits Your Style?
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Celebrating Late-Blooming Women

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A Few Things I Learned From Writing This Book:

1. BEGIN FROM A POINT OF CLARITY. Ask yourself: ‘What am I doing that I want to stop? What am I not doing that I want to begin? At this juncture, you may not know what your passions and gifts are, but undoubtedly you are clear about something. Start there.

2. TAKE ONE STEP AND SEE HOW IT FEELS. If it doesn’t feel right, try something else. Remember, the first step is the hardest. When you’re stuck in your life, it takes a lot of effort to get unstuck. But once you make the effort and start traveling in a new direction, it’s relatively easy to keep moving forward.

3. BE PERSISTENT. Almost everyone experiences setbacks and loses momentum. The trick is not to lose heart or wallow in self-pity. Most people give up too soon.

4. FOCUS ON YOUR GOAL RATHER THAN THE OBSTACLES. Don’t say, ‘I’ll never get hired because of age discrimination,’ or ‘I can’t do this because I don’t have enough money.’ Like a ballerina who looks at a spot in the distance as she pirouettes across the stage, keep your eyes fixed on your dreams.

5. REMEMBER THAT NOTHING YOU LIKE TO DO IS TIRESOME. From the outside looking in, it sounds daunting to go to medical school at 46, join the Peace Corps at 65, or become a flight attendant at 71. But the truth is that it isn’t exhausting; it’s exhilarating. It’s far more tiring to do something you don’t enjoy.

6. CULTIVATE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh often, especially at yourself!

7. YA GOTTA BELIEVE. If you don’t believe in yourself and your dreams, who will? Remember the ’69 Mets (or the ’04 Red Sox, for that matter) and the possibility of glorious, come-from-behind miracles. When one reaches an impasse, emotional or otherwise, that'”

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ENFP – “Journalist”. Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population.

Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs)

I just need to find those 8.1% of the population and I’ll be off to the races. Look at all the dates I’d have then. People who would think I’m quite sensible not to mention very desirable. Where are you people?!!!

Your Power Colour is Green

Your Power Color is Green

You feel most at home in a world of ideas.
You’re curious and logical – and enjoy a good intellectual challenge.
You’re super cool, calm, and collected. Very little tries your patience.
Your only fear? People not realizing how smart and able you are!


What’s Your Power Color? Take This Quiz 🙂

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" New Celestial Computer V!rus3s Detected "

” New Celestial Computer V!rus3s Detected “

While the Hale-Bopp comet may not have any spaceships in its tail, it apparently has released several new celestial computer v!ruses into our galaxy. Initial reports indicate 12 such v!ruses have been detected. The following is a listing of the new v!ruses and their attributes:

The ARIES v!rus continuously creates new *.ini files, and repeatedly reboots your computer to initiate them.

The TAURUS v!rus automatically backs-up all files on your hard drive and prevents you from ever deleting any information or files.

The GEMINI v!rus opens any available communication software, logs on to the internet, and uses your web-browser to search for gossip about celebrities and politicians, starting a new search every 2 minutes.

The CANCER v!rus fills up your hard drive with cooking recipes, home repair tips, and old Dear Abby columns, and then installs a screen-saver that flashes 1-800 numbers for various 12-step programs across your screen.

The LEO v!rus announces its presence with a RealAudio roar (often followed by a QuickTime clip of the MGM lion if supported by your hardware) and proceeds to delete files from your hard drive to make room for the long list of computer systems it has conquered.

The VIRGO v!rus continuously eliminates any files or programs you haven’t used for a month and defrags your hard drive every time you exit a program.

The LIBRA v!rus downloads from the internet any optional features it can find for your installed software, and installs pop-ups for each new feature that describe its pros and cons and asks whether you want it installed now or later.

The SCORPIO v!rus lurks in the background, surreptitiously downloading x-rated binary files every time you surf the net (now you know the real reason web-browsers are so slow!).

The SAGITTARIUS v!rus immediately begins searching your hard drive for the one true Source code, identifying and deleting all mere object code in its path.

The CAPRICORN v!rus constructs and continually updates a database of all information on your hard drive searchable by file name, creation date, file size, author’s name (and last known address), subject, and Library of Congress classification code.

The AQUARIUS v!rus deletes all old versions of any software on your hard drive, and provides new wireless remote connection capability for obtaining the latest version of each program by FTP transfer.

The PISCES v!rus reconfigures your hard drive(s) to eliminate any artificial boundaries such as partitions, directories and files, and instead unites all software code in one universal string.

” Live Life Like A Computer “

If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and
start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!

If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”. Hit “any key” to
continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your car keys, click on “find”.

“Help” with the chores is just a click away.

You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your diskette to recover
from a crash.

We could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately.

To feel like a new person, click on “refresh”.

Click on “close” to shut up the kids and spouse.

To undo a mistake, click on “back”.

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update”.

If you don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete”.

Damaged Mind

I don’t know if it’s possible or just fanciful. But, since having the trunk of my car bonk my head the other day I have been not quite all together here. I’ve also been melancholy. When it first slammed into my head I cried all the way into the house. It was silly but I couldn’t help it.

Anyway, my head is sore and I can’t seem to snap out of this mood. Maybe if I actually go to bed before dawn… It’s not that I’m not tired. I just got involved with things and even though most of me wants to go to bed… here I am.

I am tired, I can feel it all through my body. That almost 40 year old tired thing. One day I will be a really old lady with those whiskery hairs on my chin. You know the kind you can see a block away. It’s so unfair. I’m not really this old. I think I got put into the wrong body shell, as if someone traded without asking my permission or explaining in full all the downsides to taking this body. It just can’t be mine. I’m sure my real body is still twenty something and out dancing, wearing something fire engine red and tormenting all the poor young bastards who will grow up to be poor old bastards.

Men generally just suck. I know it’s not nice to say so. It’s not politically correct, it’s not fair and it’s not even something I’d usually say out loud or in print. But, come on… it seems they are all looking for a replacement Mommy with boobs they are allowed to suck on even though they are long past the age of bottles and diapers. If there are any good ones they have long ago been taken and we are left with the dross of male humanity. Whine and bitch at me if you want… you’ll only proove my point.

Surely there must be the odd man left… somewhere. Not a Prince Charming phoooey deal but a man. Just a man. That simple and that complex. One who can spell enough to keep from appearing uneducated. One who not only has a job and does his own laundry and cooking (not microwaveable goo). One who likes conversation. A man who actually wants another person in his life. Not an unpaid maid, sex worker or psychiatrist – a woman with all her faults, warts and goodies.

No, I don’t have warts. Smart ass. I knew you’d have to ask, GK. GK is code, she knows who she is.

Well, good night. I think my head is falling off. I’m going to rest my ear on the pillow.