To the Canadian Media: Canadian TV First

Canadian TV FirstAlthough the site which generated this link is about SunMedia in particular, I would like to see more Canadian TV in general. All the TV channels, the entertainers and media should be Canadian on Canadian TV. It should be the odd time we see US entertainment, not the everyday. This is only aggravated at this time of year when we have the US Oscars shoved down our throat. In the Canadian newspapers, the Canadian magazines, the Canadian news – every facet of the Canadian media online and offline is focused on yapping about the US award show. I’m sick of it long before the thing ever shows up on the actual night it airs.

I am Canadian. So why is it I know names of US entertainers I have never even seen in a movie or TV show and yet I do not know the name of the actor I watched in a Canadian movie last night? Without waiting for the credits, I did not know the name of this man who I have watched in several movies and TV shows over the years. If this were a US entertainer I’d know his name and a lot more.

Why does the Canadian media play into promoting US entertainers and media over our very own entertainers and media? Why can’t Canadians have Canadian TV?

I took this photo (below) this morning. This is the local Barrie, Ontario newspaper. The Entertainment section is just two pages. Other than a couple of ads for local movie theatres (showing US movies, of course) the only content on those two pages is about the US Oscars and entertainers. As a Canadian reading this newspaper I was annoyed to see the US media given two pages and no Canadian content at all. Pick up a local US newspaper and see if you can find a mention of the Canadian media, at all. Likely not.

No Canadian Content

I Want to See a Fat Girl

I want to see a fat girl in a leading role of a film.

I want to see a fat girl in a leading role of a film that isn’t about her weight.

I want to see a fat girl wearing mini skirts or just whatever the fuck she’s comfortable in.

I want to see a fat girl kick some bad guy’s ass.

I want to see a fat girl be the one that the guy/girl falls in love with at first sight instead of just the fat girl the guys all make fun of first before getting to the stereotypical blond, thin white girl.

I want to see a fat girl who isn’t the thin girl’s funny friend.

I want to see a fat girl love scene.

I want to see a fat girl be a fucking survivor of a god damned fucking zombie apocalypse!  Fuck you and your rule #1, Zombieland!

I want to see a fat Disney princess.

I want to see a badass fat girl who is sardonic and smokes, and when someone comments on her weight and how smoking makes it worse, she just blows smoke right in their faces.

I want to see a fat girl who loves to screw and isn’t ashamed of the fact.

I want to see a fat girl’s leading man/woman punch some guy in the fact for making fun of her.

I want to see a fat girl be something that is not her weight.  I don’t want her to be the butt of every joke.  I don’t want her to be the one who’s constantly rejected, or the one who has to fight to accept herself and have others around her accept who she is.  I’m tired of seeing roles for fat girls that are only about her weight.  I want to see a fat girl living her normal existence.  I want to see her know she’s beautiful and not have to go through some huge challenge of loving herself.  I’m tired of seeing horror films with only a thin cast.  Fatties can run, too, a lot of times faster than you can and I can guarantee fatties can probably beat a bad guy up better, too.

I WANT TO SEE A FAT GIRL, HOLLYWOOD!

via Internal Acceptance Movement, I Want to See a Fat Girl.

VK's Six Line ASCII Art Challenge

I made a mermaid which you can find below.

Six Line Ascii Art Challenge
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The rules:

1. It must be exactly six lines.
2. It must be new.

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The list of subjects
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Please suggest more subjects to put on this list. Send them to the
newsgroup alt.ascii-art or in an email to me at vk@ludd.luth.se

Animals
=======

aardvark
ant
ant eater
bear (sk)
bird (jgs)
butterfly
cat (SK)
cow
dog (SK)
eagle (SK, cjr)
with a fish (SK)
elephant (ejm)
fish
fly
frog (jgs)
goat
grasshopper
hen (SK)
hipopotamus
horse (VK, SK)
lion (MT, snd, ldb)
moose
mouse
panther (sk)
parrot (Phil)
rabbit (jgs)
raccoon
rat
reindeer
seal (ldb/ejm)
sheep
snake
cobra (MT)
turtle (jgs, sd/FS)
whale (Riitta Rasimus)
wolf
zebra

Food
====

apple
banana
birthday cake (MT)
bottle (VK)
carrot (Riitta Rasimus, Tom Ewel)
chicken
egg
fish
grapes
hot dog
meat balls
orange
peach
pear
pie (Riitta Rasimus)
pineapple (jgs)
pork chop
pizza (SK)
spaghetti

Sports
======

football
tennis
ice hockey (MT)
riding
running (jgs)
swimming (jgs)
golf
beachball (ejm)

Clothes
=======

hat (Riitta Rasimus)
shirt (Riitta Rasimus)
t-shirt (Riitta Rasimus, Gerfried Fuchs)
trousers (Riitta Rasimus)
shorts
skirt (Riitta Rasimus)
blouse (Riitta Rasimus)
shoes (Riitta Rasimus)
boots (Riitta Rasimus)
gloves (Riitta Rasimus)
mittens (Riitta Rasimus)
overalls (Riitta Rasimus)
pyjamas (Riitta Rasimus)
pullover (Riitta Rasimus)
dress (Riitta Rasimus)
bikini and swimming suit (Riitta Rasimus)
jumper (Gerfried Fuchs)
shorts and sports shirt (for a fat, short man) (Riitta Rasimus)
bermudas (Riitta Rasimus)
panties (Krogg)

Furniture
=========

chair (jgs)
table
bed (jgs)
cupboard
sofa/couch (jgs)
bookcase
bar stool (Riitta Rasimus)
A place to keep your CD player, VCR etc. (Riitta Rasimus)
drawer(?) (Riitta Rasimus)

Krogg stuff (i.e. stuff suggested by Krogg)
===========================================

Severed heads (MT)
gut piles
strange sex devices
dead people
devices of execution
electric chair (Krogg)
Sybian(tm) love machine (Krogg)
shotgun (Krogg)
Sex toy (Krogg)
Homeless person (Krogg)

Computer
========

Pacman (Krogg)
computer
The Snake
mouse (Sarah Day)
keyboard
screen
M$, M@c, Sun, etc symbols
CD (Sarah Day)
Floppy (Sarah Day)
Sony Playstation (SgH)

Entertainment (TV, music, books, cartoons, etc)
===============================================

Beavis & Butthead
Spice girls
Donald Duck (snd)
Mickey Mouse
Goofy
MacGyver
Mumin family (VK)

Vehicles
========

car (sd)
bike
truck
train
tractor
motorcycle
snowmobile
skateboard
helicopter
aeroplane
rowing boat
sail boat
big ship
canoe

People in different situations
==============================

Person reading a book (Stanislaw Ciszewski)
Man smoking a pipe (Stanislaw Ciszewski)
Robbery (Stanislaw Ciszewski)
Portrait of a man wearing a hat (Stanislaw Ciszewski)
Six lines strip-tease (Stanislaw Ciszewski)
Me and my friends on an unfortunate boat trip. (Riitta Rasimus)
eating
drinking
sleeping
bathing
taking a shower
getting dressed
walking
ROTFL
Bride and groom (Riitta Rasimus)
In jail (SgH/sc)

Tools
=====

hammer (Riitta Rasimus)
saw
screwdriver (Riitta Rasimus)
drill (Riitta Rasimus)
knife (Riitta Rasimus)

Misc.
=====

house (VK)
church
shop
world map (snd)
paper bag
suitcase
handbag (Riitta Rasimus)
road (Riitta Rasimus)
tree
flower (MT)
TV
radio (MT, Nate / DAC)
alarm clock (ejm)
electric plug (VK)
mailbox (MT)
mermaid (jgs, ejm, CJRandall, Kronome Gergely, Stanislaw Ciszewski. ldb)
snowman (ldb)
Baby (Naughty)
Ode to Pyramid Schemes and Other Assorted Internet Phenomena (Matthew Thomas)
mortar and pestle (Nate / DAC)

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Date: Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:08:10 -0800 (PST)
From: parar isidore To: vk@ludd.luth.se
Subject: 6 lines challenge - Christmas 2005

You can separate the tree from en Nativity Scene, if you want.
You can replace the message in your own language.

Nativity Scene

* `'´
*** - * -
***** ´'`
******* O O
****X**** ,/ , ,/-,
*** X *** ./ . o_-/ /_ _____Joyeux Noël !_____

Isidoro Pseudonym

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A late arrival, but the challenge IS still open so that's OK:

Date: Sat, 17 May 2003 14:19:16 +0000
From: Pete Zahut
To: vk@ludd.luth.se
Subject: Six line ASCII challenge

Yeah, you wanted table.... check this out.

Table
______________________ 1
||__________________|| 2
|| || 3
|| || 4
|| || 5
|| || 6

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Mumintroll (VK)

//
(oo
/ ._)
J _==
| /
3._.' |_|_

/m'
(oo
/ ._)
J _==
| /
3._.' |_+_

//
(oo
/ ._)
@J _==
/||||||
3._.' |||||

//
(oo /
/ ._) /
J _==//
| / /
3._.' |_|_

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Alarm clock (llizard)

( ) ( ) |.
`_^_' (|||)(|
/ |, ,|
|- ' -| |.
_,_/ (|||)(|
/___ ,|

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Horse (VK)

.''
._.-.___.' (`
//( ( `'
'/ ) ).__. )
' <' ` ._/' ` ------------------------------------ Electric chair (Krogg) |"|.-.|"|::""""+-+ |_| |_| `, |O|----....
/_---/_ """+-+----....
|=|___|=|
| | | |
(|_|) (|_|)

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Pacman (Krogg)

,##. ,==.
,# #. o ',
# # _ _
# # (_) (_) / ;
`# #' / .'
`##' "=="

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Sybian(tm) love machine (Krogg)

,-.
____| |_____
.J, |_| J,
| F " F
| |
|____________|

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Bottle (VK)

mmm
)-(
( )
| |
| |
|___|

------------------------------------

House (VK)

____||____
///////////
///////////
| _ | |
|[] | | []|[]|
| | | | |

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Radio (MT)
_________
_|_________|_
/
MT | ### ### |
| ### ### |
_____________/

------------------------------------

Flower (MT)
_
. /.
MT < ~O~ >
'/_'
| /
|/

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Cobra (MT)
____
/ . .
MT ---< / __________/ / -=:___________/ ------------------------------------ Lion (MT) MT ((((())))) ((( # # ))) Let me see here... ((( ))) Oh yeah that's it... ROAR ((( ++++ ))) ___/ ((((())))) / ------------------------------------ Hockey (MT) __ _ MT ___ (_) ------------------------------------ Cat (SK) |---/| | ,_, | _`_/-..----. ___/ ` ' ,""+ sk (__...' __ |`.___.'; (_,...'(_,.`__)/'.....+ ------------------------------------ Electric plug (VK) ____ ____| (____| `._____ ____| _|___ (____| .' |____/ ------------------------------------ Radio (Nate / DAC) .==============. __________||_/########_||__________ |(O)____ : [FM 103.7] ooooo : ____(O)| Deep down in L'usiana | /::::: _________ +|+ :/:::: | -=< close to New Orleans | ;;;;/: | | | |+| :;;;;/ | Way Back up in the woods |________:_ooooo+==ooo______:________|nad Among the evergreens... ------------------------------------ Dog (SK) ___ __/_ `. .-"""-. _,` | -' / )`-') "") `"` ((`"` ___Y , .'7 /| (_,___/...-` (_/_/ sk ------------------------------------ Cake: $$ $$ $$ __||__||__||__ | * * * * * * *| |* * * * * * * | MT | * * * * * * *| |______________| ------------------------------------ Mailbox (MT, after Krogg) I editted Krogs Sybian(tm) love machine and made this mailbox. An addition to the house ___ _____||__|___ .J, || J, Krog & MT | F || F | | |____________| ------------------------------------ Severed head (MT) Krog wanted a severed head, well this is my best... Hey guys, i found a ball! / O MT |/ _/|/ | _ | / / .' `. `_ O I had to add that little bit of text so it would be 6 lines... ------------------------------------ Hen (SK) /"" , <>^ L____/|
`) /` , /
`---' /
`'";)`
sk _/_Y

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Pizza (SK)

_______
_.-:::"":"";::-._
.-:-'` __:.|,;__ `'-:-.
| (-""`` .'|`. ``""-) |
'.''--..:__:__;..--''.'
sk `'--..._____...--'`

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Floppy (Sarah Day)
________
| |____| |
| __ |
| (__) |
| |
|________|

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CD (Sarah Day)
___
.' '.
/
( (0) )
/
'.___.'

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Mouse (Sarah Day)

____((______
| _ |
| |_|_| |
| | | |
| |___| |
|____________|

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Mermaids (jgs)

}}/ '
~ () ' _/} ,
~ /oo <')_><{ / ` ` / ~ jgs / ~ ,sSSs ,SSSS_/ ,_ sS/`))// sS//|_(_/ _, SS `""-.-'` / jgs sSS` ` `-==-'`'-._ ------------------------------------ Person reading a book (Stanislaw Ciszewski) ooooO .=====i=====. Ooooo | / | | | | | | <| | |> | |
| |~-.|_____|_____|.-~/| |
| ~-.(___).-~ / / |
__/-/_________________-__/

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Man smoking a pipe (Stanislaw Ciszewski)

__..-\ _
`\\ (_)
`\ _. O
`U o
` \~ _
| \~~~

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Robbery (Stanislaw Ciszewski)

,__ . . __
------ _*=_ : . __==__
(``) ,( ")> .:.__ (~~)
____ /~::~ ____'|~)__________`/;~____________
`|_::_|' (` | (~`._
_||_ /__|_ _.||[___]

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Portrait of a man wearing a hat (Stanislaw Ciszewski)

pooqpooq
odboodboodbo
T'._ _.`T
/Y O..O Y
//. _ ./
/;;;;;;;;__/;;;;;;;;

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Six lines strip-tease (Stanislaw Ciszewski)

X /~/ X/
"d )aa b"
(= //
/(`;' )/
//`==/'/
_/! ____/ !_

2 /~/ 6/
)aa //
(= //
/(`;' )/
//`==/'/
_/! ____/ !_

2 /~/ 6/
)aa //
(= //
/(_)(_)/
//`==/'/
_/! ____/ !_

2 /~/ 6/
)aa //
(= //
/(_)(_)/
//`==/'/
_/' ____/ `_

2 /~/ 6/
)aa //
(= //
/(_)(_)/
//`--/'/
_/' _Y'_/ `_

2 /~/ 6/
)aa //
(= //
/(* *)/
//`--/'/
_/' _Y'_/ `_

2 /~/ 6/
)aa //
(= //
/(* *)/
//` /'/
_/' _"._/ `_

[an idea for an animation?]

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Mermaids (ejm)

~ ~ ~~ ~~ _((, `,/ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~~~ ~~~~~~ ()} )/~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~
~ ~ ~ ~~~~ `((-. // ~~ ~~ ~~~~
~ ~ ~*~~ )))./ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~
~~ * )-(((( ` ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~
ejm *-) (___/ `_ ~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~

~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~ `v'/ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~~~ ~ ~ ,-, `, ~ ~~~~ ~~~
~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ))) ,. ~ ~~ ~~
** * ((((, , ~ ~~~ ~ ~
*`(/ / ) ( ~~~ ~~ ~~~~
ejm ) ,/ (___/ ,~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~

~ ~ ~~ ~~ (( ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~~~ ~~~~~~ `{)) ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~
~ ~ ~ ~~~~ `((-. __ ~~ ~~ ~~~~
~ ~ ~*~~ ))).,. ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~
ejm ~~ * )-((((/`_`;--, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~
~~~~~*- )))) `(~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~

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Mermaids (CJRandall)

1 ssMi
2 _. ~(")/
3 oOo/oo(
4 ^^^ ( )
5 )(
6 __ _______ _ /^^

1 ~sssSSs(Y-----------.
2 ~ssS( '} )) )
3 ~s/(*) (*)/_ / (
4 (( )) (( _` /( O
5 (( ' ))( `/ ( ^;,
6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^~~~~

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Mermaid (Kronome Gergely)

1 ,*@*@*@*.
2 ((((d.d))))
3 ,---.__ (^(^)) ~/)))
4 _.' ,-._ `-'. <^`_'_ 5 .;_, ( `. _) `---;^) 6 ' `)' `----' ` ------------------------------------ Chair (jgs) . .-===-. . | . . | . | .'. | . ()_____() . ||_____|| . jgs W W ------------------------------------ Couch/sofa (jgs) . .-="""""""""""=-. . | . . . . . . . | . | .'.'.'.'.'.'. | . ()_______________() . ||_______________|| . jgs W W ------------------------------------ Bed (jgs) . ()___ . ()//__/)_________________() . ||(___)//#/_/#/_/#/_/#()/|| . ||----|#| |#|_|#|_|#|_|| || . ||____|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|#||/|| . jgs || |#|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|| ------------------------------------ Elephant (ejm) _ ,--. ;c),. o}` `._,=, `. / , `. `/L`. )~ ejm /_/_ ------------------------------------ Running (jgs) . _( } . -= _ << . `.__/`/ . -= '--' ` . -= // . jgs ) ------------------------------------ Swimming (jgs) . ___ . /___ . .-.|=0-0=|.-. . (_.'.- _o_/`/-.'._/) . ~` - ~`-^_`~ -_~ ^- ~_` -~ _ . jgs - ~ - ^ - ~ - ~ - ------------------------------------ Bird (jgs) . __ . /'{>
. ____) (____
. //'--; ;--'
. ///////_/\
. jgs m m

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Turtle (jgs)

. __
. .,-;-;-,. /'_
. _/_/_/_|__) /
. '-<_><_><_><_>=/
. jgs `/_/====/_/-'_
. "" "" ""

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Frog (jgs)

. _ _
. (')-=-(')
. __( " )__
. / _/'-----'_
. ___ // //___
. jgs >____)/_---/_(____< ------------------------------------ Rabbit (jgs) . ((` . ___ '--._ . .'` `' o ) . / '. __.' . _| /_ __ . jgs {_______-'___ ------------------------------------ Parrot (Phil) 1 .--, 2 ,.-( (o) 3 / .)/ ') 4 .',./'/ )/ 5 ()=///=))))==() 6 / ------------------------------------ beachball (ejm) / (%) O_ | O_ // _/ ejm / | ------------------------------------ Me and my friends on an unfortunate boat trip. (Riitta Rasimus) _ (_) --""------- 0/ ^^ .___...../ /__| |__ _/H__, ^^ / #####^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~O/~~Q/~^~^~rr ------------------------------------ Mermaid (Stanislaw Ciszewski) . . `.`-; pVq _._ `..&_*_& .-=_~.-`--' .~_ ~`-`=/'~ .-~ :: ~= `~ ;.' `-' `-' ------------------------------------ Snowman (ldb) __ _|==|_ ('')___/ >--(`^^')
(`^'^'`)
`======' ldb

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Eagle (SK)

.`. _ _
__;_ /,//`
--, `._) (
'//,,, |
)_/
sk /_|

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An eagle with a fish (SK)

.`. _ _
__;_ /,//`
--, `._) ( __
'//,,, |_/(/
)_7"q`|>
sk /_| >

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Whale (Riitta Rasimus)

.
":"
___:____ |"/"|
,' `. /
| O ___/ |
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

------------------------------------

Lion (snd)

sSSSs
s(oo)s
s(Y)Ss'._
|, "._
/ /| /___
snd cc-'cc'cc-,-__)

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Donald Duck (snd)

(~')z
(00)
_{__}_
<=/x =7 "(oo-)" snd {>~~<} ------------------------------------ Mermaid (ldb) ,;:;, /^ /^ ((@ @)) \.//// ))=/(( |/// .((/")) |// //)W)(W(``''--.._/`'/ `m(,_))__________.' ldb Mermaid #1 ,;:;, /^ /^ ((@ @)) \.//// ))=/(( |/// .((/")) |// //)W)(W(``''--.._/`'/ `m(,_))__________.' ldb Mermaid #2 .;8B3;, /^ /^ ((b d)) \.//// ))o/(( |/// .((/~))). |// //(mVm)(((``''--..._,/`'/ `m `'-..m____________,'` ldb ------------------------------------ hat (with a feather) (Riitta Rasimus) (/; (/; .--..-(/; | (/; __|====/=|__ (____________) ------------------------------------ shirt (with short sleeves) (Riitta Rasimus) ___ ___ /| |/|| | /_| ' |.` |_ | |. | | |. | |___|.__| ------------------------------------ t-shirt (Riitta Rasimus) __ __ /| `-' | /_| o.o |_ | o`o'o | | o^o | |_______| ------------------------------------ trousers (or jeans) (Riitta Rasimus) ,==c==. |_/|_| | '|` | | | | | | | |__|__| ------------------------------------ skirt (Riitta Rasimus) =+=== / |. | |. | | |. | | |. | |_/____| ------------------------------------ pullover (very bad taste) (Riitta Rasimus) __ __ )HH/HH( |XXXXXXXX| |HHHHHHHH| |XXXXXXXX| |||||||| ------------------------------------ Boots (Riitta Rasimus) ._...... |X/.*| | |X/+ | | |X/* | | ____/ ; ; _____/|_/_/ ------------------------------------ Shoes (Riitta Rasimus) ___ _ |x | | /x | | /x __)_) __./x /| / / (_____/ |/|/ ------------------------------------ Mittens (Riitta Rasimus) ___ ___ /HHH /HHH |XXXXX| _ |XXXXX| |HHHHH|/H) (H|HHHHH| XXXXX/X/ XXXXXXX/ ||||||' `|||||| ------------------------------------ Gloves (Riitta Rasimus) _ _ ,|||. ,|||. ||||| ||||| |||||/) (||||| ,,, / ,,,/ |___| |___| ------------------------------------ overalls (Riitta Rasimus) _ _ /)`Y'( //| | | . | | | | |_|_| ------------------------------------ dress (Riitta Rasimus) /| | ( ./ ) : / ) : ( / : |__:__| | | (. /.) / ) . ( / v /....... | | ( / ) *// ))*(( ///| ////|\ ------------------------------------ Pineapple (jgs) ||/ ||/ .<><><>.
.<><><><>.
'<><><><>'
jgs '<><><>'

------------------------------------

Bride and groom (Riitta Rasimus)

... _M_
/( ) ( )
/ / / :
~~%/~~ |:|/
/ |||
/,,,,, |||

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Eagle (cjr)

__
_/ '>
_ _.-'( )'-._ _
'=._.=-( )-=._.='
|/-|
cjr Y Y

_| |/_
_- _ _/"=_ _/ -_
-_ `-'( )`-' _-
`=.__.=-( )-=.__.='
|/-|
cjr Y Y

_| __ |/_
_- _ _/"-> _/ -_
-_ `-'( )`-' _-
`=.__.=-( )-=.__.='
|/-|
cjr Y Y

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Carrot (Riitta Rasimus)

/_
_/
(,;)
(,.)
(,/
|/

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Pie (Riitta Rasimus)

(
)
__..---..__
,-=' / | `=-.
:--..___________..--;
.,_____________,./

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Lion (ldb)

/";;:;;"
(:;/,-,/;;)
(:;{ d b }:;)
(:;__Y__/;;)-----------,,_
,.. ,.. ___/___)__`
ldb (,,,)~(,,,)`-._##____________)

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Seal (ldb/ejm)

/^ /^
. \.////
==(^ = |///
/ ) |//
/( ``''---..._,/`'/
_', `-._______________,'` ldb/ejm

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Bar stool (Riitta Rasimus)
_____
|_/__|
|| ||
|| ||
||=||
|| ||

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A place to keep your CD player, VCR etc. (Riitta Rasimus)

____________________
| o | ,----------, |
|_____| |_===___O__| |
| o | | ... ### .| |
|_____|_|_O__ooo___|_|
(_) (_)

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Drawer(?) (Riitta Rasimus)

_______
|_o_|_o_|
|___o___|
|___o___|
|___o___|
|| ||

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Subject: Re: 6 line carrot

Does this count?

C
A
R
R
O
T

Its a six line carrot! 8-) (sorry, couldn't resist)

Tom Ewel

[VK's note: This joke only works _once_! Tom Ewel said it first, so
there's no need for all the rest of you to repeat it!]

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bikini and swimming suit (Riitta Rasimus)

/ | |
(_./_) ( ./ )
: /
=-.-= /
/ /
_/ _/

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t-shirt (Gerfried Fuchs)

__ __
/ `-'
/_| R |_
| E |
| M |
|_____|

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Jumper (Gerfried Fuchs)
__ __
/ `-'
/ | R |
/ /| E |
/_/ | M | _
|_____|

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Panther (SK)

/)-._
Y. ' _]
,.._ |`--"=
/ "-/
/) sk | |_ `|___
:::::::___/__________

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Handbag (Riitta Rasimus)
___
/
|__%__|
/ : :
( )
`-----'

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Road (Riitta Rasimus)

___ ,--. __________________________/ , /_______
'O---O'~
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,--. _ _ _ _ _
_____ ~'O---O'
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|_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(")
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Steve Hammond wrote:
>Sony Playstation in 6 lines.
> ________________
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> | / SONY |
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> |_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(")
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Mhm.. Jail ?

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Car (sd)

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Fredrik Sundquist wrote:
> Sarah and Tony Day wrote:
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/. . .J::,' Free Money, and all that stuff that kids
/_______L' Circulate to make the Internet real slow?

+-------------+
|# ad me | Well I know the Net is full of crime
|`-# Re:ad me | 'Cause I get this spam stuff all the time
|# EASY MONEY | But I can't just run away
|# XXX PICS!! | Because I haven't checked Usenet yet today ...
+-------------+

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|66A I am a lonely teenage computer nerd
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_> |M) The day, my server, died.
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, . Drove the Albanians crazy, and sucked them all dry
_.-*-._ Them good old admins let this spam slip by
_______/.-. Singing, `This'll be the day that I die;
(__._._) This'll be the day that I die'.

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____/ __o____ While the Web grows fat on it's commercial throne,
/`-' T But that's not how it used to be;
. / ) o While the gopher sang for academic jocks
/`--/--' / In Veronica's closet and Archie's box,
:`-./A_,-'/> U Tim invented the H T tepee ...

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,===-. Andreesen stole his thorny crown
|| Enquire Within was adjourned
|| _ And a 404 was returned
`==> [_] And while Oracular Priests gave out their marks
/ The Kibologists practised in the park
R e l o a d And I sang a ditty in the dark
The day, my server, died.

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(_.__) -(_)- Bye bye scam, you're just pie in the sky
, . Drove the Albanians crazy, and sucked them all dry
_.-*-._ Them good old admins let this spam slip by
_______/.-. Singing, `This'll be the day that I die;
(__._._) This'll be the day that I die'.

_ __ _ With custom tags, and a file mime
// /-. The browsers began to waste our time
// // Eight megabytes high and growing fast;
<< // >> And as Id Est and the Lizard fought in the grass,
`' // The open-sourcers caught the pass
[] // With the Mosaic all in pieces, in the dust.

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The day, the server, died.

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4 ..:/// So keep your sigs to four lines or three
5 ..:_/ And make sure that you use PGP
6 ..:/ 'Cause crypto is freedom's only friend ...

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|[M] -|Spam | Could break that Satan's spell;
|`"--.|legal| And as the flames came flooding in
|`"--.|,--'"| alt.silly.newsgroups.clogged.up.tin
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The day, my server, died.

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, . Drove the Albanians crazy, and sucked them all dry
_.-*-._ Them good old admins let this spam slip by
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(__._._) This'll be the day that I die'.

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// ~<~`) But she just smiled and cancelled me; (( `-'/_ I went down to the cybercafe ) (-< Where I'd heard you didn't have to pay ,-' `. But the man there said that the Net was down today ... Because the y2k had rolled around ,-./_ . And the Net had crashed into the ground , , ) And not a byte was spoken ( BOOM! ) ) The software all was broken ... ( / And the three men I admire most, ` / `-' ' Stallman, Linus, and the Oracular Ghost, / They took a Chevy to the coast, The day, our servers, died. ,--. `_' And they were singing: (_.__) -(_)- Bye bye spam, you're just pie in the sky , . The Net is all gone, but let's not just cry _.-*-._ We can start again one day, if only we try _______/.-. And I said, `That'll be the day that I die; (__._._) That'll be the day that I die'. ,--. `_' We're all singing: (_.__) -(_)- Bye bye spam, you're just pie in the sky , . The Net is all gone, but let's not just cry _.-*-._ We can start again one day, if only we try _______/.-. Even if that is the day that we die; (__._._) Even if that is the day ... that we die'. Copyright (C) 1998 Matthew Thomas (with apologies to Don McLean). This work may be freely copied, forwarded, or otherwise reproduced, as long as this copyright message is included. --------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Sex toy (Krogg) "#|---------------,-----------------------------.._ "#|---------------> ""-.
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Panties (Krogg)

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Where the Wild Things Are: I Believe in Santa Claus

Originally posted to ‘BackWash: Where the Wild Things Are’ newsletter, December, 25, 2003.

I believe in Santa Claus. Maybe I just choose to believe. But I think there’s more to it. In part it’s the Christmas spirit generated in this season, sharing good cheer and love, friendship. Maybe it’s the atmosphere of giving and not just taking. Maybe it’s the strength of all those children who also believe in Santa Claus. All those things combine and make strong magickal forces. You may scoff all you like. But the fact is this is a powerful time of year. Each person wandering around with their own part in the whole of the Christmas spirit contributes to the power. Each good deed, each gift shared and each friend greeted is part of a huge ritual taking place.

Children traditionally set out offerings for Santa: milk and cookies, something for the reindeer and a tidbit for the elves. We send him notes asking for blessings. Santa also has ritual music and poetry, widely known and frequently chanted at this time of year. The rituals are passed on to each new child, carried along and given new life for each generation.

All those people, no matter what path they follow, know about Santa Claus. He’s the focus of the spirit of giving and good will. For children he’s the figure of authority, he who must be pleased. Cultural icon, old wives tale or commercial legend, Santa has been given power and there doesn’t need to be an actual human being for that power to exist. We don’t need to see a man in a red suit driving an air borne sleigh, packing a bottomless bag of toys to believe in Santa Claus. It’s all around us, every moment of every day in this season.

So, scoff if you choose. But, I believe in Santa Claus. I like it that way.

Merry Yule, Seasons Greetings and leave Santa a little something tonight.

ASCII Art by Donovan

The original site is in the dust of Geocities. It can be found if you spend time working on the Wayback Machine. But, I think I have tracked Donovan down on Facebook after all these years since I last talked to him through the ASCII art newsgroups.

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