IRT: It’s Not the Same Without Lisa

Did you get watching Ice Road Truckers the past few seasons? I did. I put the show on one night while channel flipping. I thought it would be ok, better than anything else I flipped past. (I don’t want crime shows).

I became a fan of Ice Road Truckers for three people on the show that season: Alex Debogorski,  Ray Veilleux, the main one was Lisa Kelly. There she was, a girl pretty enough to be on TV – not the kind of girl you would expect to be driving a truck, a big, real truck. I liked her just for that. As I began watching the show regularly I would be glued to the screen when Lisa was on. Most of the time I could listen in the background. But, when Lisa was on, I had to watch. How would she handle that flapping. loose strap? How would she deal with the big tippy load? How was she working with all those guys and coming out on top, respected by most of them?

I was proud of a woman I’ve never met. I watched the spin-off shows, Deadliest Roads because Lisa was there. I even sent her a note on Twitter one night when I was particularly proud of how well she handled those dark, deep tunnels – in spite of having the load she was carrying wind up headless at the very end. (Not even from the tunnels but a bridge they had to go over to get into town).

Anyway, Lisa isn’t on the latest season of Ice Road Truckers. Disappointing. I won’t say I won’t watch the show, but… it just won’t be all that interesting without Lisa to cheer on her adventures.

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Trucks and Cars from Ben Bullock
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Archive Post: Jim Wise ASCII Art Collection


ASCII Art Gallery

Grand Opening: 12-30-96
Latest Acquisition: 11-23-97

Sadly, as the Web becomes more graphical, fewer and fewer people know what ASCII art is. Luckily, many of those who have been on the 'net for several years still enjoy putting ASCII art in their sig files. That is where most of this collection comes from. I have also included a few of the fun quotes I have seen in sig files. If you would like to make a contribution, you can send it to me at jimwise@acm.org. New acquisitions added at the top.


                    (     __    / )
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You will be approximated.


Statistics show that people with more birthdays tend to live longer.


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~~~~/
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back to work. 8^)

ps. One more thing. I also posted some in the style of the dogbert from
the DNRC letter (O-)

O=[[] <- Dilbert working at his terminal.
-O=[[] <- Dogbert making millions at insider stock trading.


"It has always been my goal to become ,---.
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wondering if you dolts are worthy of my leadership." O || |A
O- Dogbert -O | Q /
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-// /"""'
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* ~~~~~~ Still Pumped From Using The Mouse _____ *
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,.-~-.,,.-~-.,,.-~-.,,.-~-.,,.-~-.,,.-~-.,,.-~-.,
~ ~
Jim Wise |~~~~|
University of Toledo | |
Computer Science and Engineering | | __
jimwise@acm.org @--OO--@ /' `
jimwise@cris.com | D | /-OO-/
jwise@top.eng.utoledo.edu | | || * ||
jwise@uoft02.utoledo.edu /__/ ____/
jimwise@concentric.net /--/-- ||||
http://www.concentric.net/~jimwise || _ (|(|
O- DNRC Holder of past knowledge //
Minister of Obsolete Hardware ~~