Why did Witches ever get the reputation for turning men into frogs when they would make much better dogs?
Does this tempt you?
I admit I like the idea of “making” him wear the tail. I’d have him drinking out of his own dog bowl and sleeping on a blanket on the floor.
I don’t want a real dog (I’m allergic to them) so this is my idea of having a dog for a pet.
Of course, the reality never quite lives up to the fantasy. So, I would have to actually do the experiment before I can verify the results. At the moment though… I am thinking up more ways to play with a man puppy dog.