Sex with Robot Animals

Years ago I read a very sexy story (I liked it) about a dolphin having sex with a female human. The dolphin pushed her into it. But it wasn’t aggressive, just persistant and then her own curiousity took her the rest of the way. (She didn’t leave or stop coming back). I don’t remember details but it was something about dolphins who had been kept for research.robotdolphin

I know we are all supposed to think human/ animal sex is bad. But, it was such a short time ago that other types of sex and sexuality were bad and I start to wonder… how far will it go? How long will it be before the media convinces people that sex with animals (and children) is acceptable. I’m not even typing a question mark there because I think it is likely.

Quite likely it will start with robot animals and children. After all, they aren’t real. So to use an inanimate object for your pleasure should be just fine, right? Not really different from using any common sex toy you could buy online.

Bypassing all the rules and regulations and ethics and all that political correctness we pretend to hold so highly…

Would sex with a robot animal turn you on? Would you watch or read about robot animals having sex or even forcing/ being forced into sexual situations?

No need to leave a comment. Just keep it to yourself. Be honest when no one’s looking.

To be clear for those who find this shocking – I’m not in favour of sex with real animals or children. No matter what the pedophiles say, it is not consensual when it involves a minor or other creature who can not clearly and completely communicate.

But, where does that leave robots… Something for your consideration.

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When Does it Become Bestiality?

Is this wrong, taboo, or sinful?

I doubt the dog really sees much difference in posing nude – under a fur coat they’re all nude. But, the humans would know there’s something different about posing without clothing for a photograph with an animal. So, is this taking advantage of an animal? Is this taboo? Where are the lines drawn?

How would you feel if it were a child instead of a dog? What if the child were also nude? Yet, I don’t think it’s sinful for a parent to bathe their child and remove their own clothing to keep it from getting soaked.

There are so many interesting shades of grey.

This is an Original 1930s French erotic photo .

Source: Antique Original Nude Photo. Erotic phography by ParisBookandPaper

Bestiality: Fetish or Fantasy?

kissing animals
Found on Oddity Central.

I like to be contrary and think outside of the standard, accepted rules. Not that I don’t have firm beliefs but… how can things ever change if we are totally rigid and don’t even consider another perspective? At the end we still make our decisions but they can be based upon more than assumptions and snap judgments.

Where do you stand on animal or pet kissing? I’ve seen pet owners kiss their animals before. Not quite as well kissed as these illustrations but… is a kiss still a kiss or is a kiss even just a kiss?

If these illustrations creep you out think about why you don’t like them. The animals seem to be participating fully, not holding back or pulling away. Maybe the person smeared food on their lips? These are illustrations, not photographs. Illustrations are not actual images with actual people or animals. So rule that out of your thoughts in this case.

I don’t go around kissing animals at all. I don’t know where I would draw the line or judge someone else who does. But, I think it’s icky because of the bacteria and germ issue far more than anything sexual. I admit, I prefer a hug, a pat or a cuddle to kissing among myself and other humans. I don’t kiss babies, children or anyone I’m not really intimate with.

As far as the sexual thing… who can really speak for the animal and why do we draw lines never to be crossed for animals but allow children to be used and abused and sold? You may protest that it is not allowed. But, I think people have a much bigger reaction to sex with animals than they do to sex with children. To me, that is why I would not rush into decisions about bestiality, fetish or fantasy or criminal act? Our society allows some child porn. Look at some of the ads with children and think about it. Just a few years ago a diaper ad featured a baby being oogled because they looked good in their diaper. Sure it was all about fashion… sure it was….

Then there is the whole meat eating thing. If we are okay with cultivating animals in order to eat them…  We say we believe everyone should be free to have sex in any style (with anyone and anything) they choose… I don’t think anyone really means it because any is a very big word, kind of like never and ever.

Yes, I’m being extreme and extremely liberal but… doesn’t it make you think?

Animal Versus Human Nudity

Why is it ok for a dog to display it’s genitals but a human male in the same pose would be labeled as adult content, pornographic, shocking, disgusting, etc.? The image below was on Buzzfeed, a post about taking naps.

animal and human nudity

Not a sexual topic, not even about animals especially. It was just an image they used to illustrate taking a nap. The dog’s cock and balls are plainly visible, not blacked out or otherwise edited out. No warning about nudity for under age readers on the site. Weird really isn’t it?

I don’t think the photo was sexual or should have been edited out. The comparison just interests me. If a nude adult human male were posed the same way… it never would have been used, at all. Why is animal nudity ok but human nudity shocks us?

Retro Internet: The 1500 Point Purity Test

Long ago, in the days of the Internet surfing highway, there was a purity test with over 1000 questions. I found a copy of it. Posted for your viewing (or take the test) pleasure.


If you thought the millenial purity test was bad, well you ain’t see
nuttin’ yet!

This is the 1500 point Purity Test!

We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot of the “fun” of the
earlier versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sections, and
a shitload of questions. This test is guaranteed to be nosier that
your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something
to offend everybody.

Also included is an answer form so that you can remember where in the
test you were, or show to a friend.

Continue reading Retro Internet: The 1500 Point Purity Test

Do You Swallow?

I don’t have any real interest in swallowing anything connected with male orgasm. I have a lot of negative feelings concerning the whole cock sucking deal.

First, this post is in reply to Blow You? Blow Me on Sex Kitten. Her end point was that men should not expect more from their partners than they are willing (or actively giving) themselves. I agree.

But, I don’t agree with the whole experience of cock sucking and I sure won’t be swallowing it.

From my early days as a young woman I would hear my brother and his friends calling each other and even people they really did want to piss off, cock suckers. It was not a phrase they used in a nice way. They were intentionally being nasty. A cock sucker was not someone well thought of. It was not a profession to work towards, etc.

I have not built up a better impression of the whole cock sucking thing in the years since then. Men don’t admire and think well of women who suck cocks. They don’t call them pretty, cute things – they call them cock suckers and other terms which just don’t sound complimentary.

Think about it… would you want to be a cock sucker?

So, no, I’m not delightedly rushing off to buy the T-shirt.

However, I have done the act, more than once. It did please me to please the man in my life at the time. In each case this man did not really reciprocate. I was left feeling kind of used and dirty like a snot rag (another phrase from my brother and his friends). I didn’t enjoy that feeling. I didn’t long for a repeat of it.

Most of the women I know (only one exception) thinks cock sucking is dirty and nasty. Ladies don’t do that sort of thing. If they do they don’t broadcast it. It’s like a dirty little secret. I have never told my Mother I’ve done it. I don’t know if I have ever put it on paper or spoken the words to admit to doing it ever, before now. It feels like a dirty little secret, right up there with bestiality.

Women are supposed to keep clean, tidy and pretty. We don’t let men spit, pee, come or any other bodily functions on us. That would be dirty and gross. That would make us dirty, in reality and gross, at least in our own minds. Men seem to see it that way too. They claim they want women to suck their cocks, to swallow and to let them come on our faces, etc. But, there is still the feeling of nice girls and sluts. Don’t let anyone tell you that’s just an old fashioned thing. It’s not.

So, in the long run, I see no real advantage to becoming a cock sucker. The issue of swallowing is just not going to happen. There will not be any coming on me either. Not unless I get to shoot something of my choice at him first.

As the Sex Kitten post concludes too: Why have I never, ever heard a woman complain about her male partner not swallowing when he licks her pussy? Just something else to think about.

Hand Held Bestiality

I noticed an ad on a blog for Bad Dragon. They make unusual sex toys, specializing in dragons. Can you resist taking a look? I couldn’t, especially when it’s about dragons. I was born in the Year of the Dragon after all.

Zeta Paws also makes animal based sex toys. Not as stylish as Bad Dragon, but they give some diversity.

Then I found a post on Pop My Cherry Review, The Strangest Weird Sex Toys. They had included both Bad Dragon and Zeta Paws then added Blowfish where they have an alien lover. FurryStyle has one based on a cat, they call it the Prowler. To finish off the list for me (so far) is Whipspider Rubberworks where I found a unicorn horn. This may seem out of place in an already odd list, but I have long been curious about the stories of unicorns and virgins. I’ve read some pretty kinky ideas about deflowering by unicorns.

If you think about it, all the legends, stories, all the types of animals whether real, imagined or only possibly animals at all… which would you pick to make love to or be made love to? How would the cock look and feel? (Yes, I’m biased being straight and female but this is my blog and I’m writing from my point of view).

Masturbation Fantasies

Masturbation Fantasies: Originally posted to Adult BackWash, April 29, 2002

I’m guessing most people have something going on in their head while they give themselves an orgasm. I don’t think my fantasies are unusual. I just haven’t told anyone about them, before now.

In most of my fantasies I’m being seduced whether its by an older man (a Daddy/ teacher sort of situation) or I’m having a rape fantasy (not violent, its a seduction after all) by an alien or some non-human type thing like a machine. I also have bestiality fantasies. I think those are along the same lines as the rape fantasy, its all being seduced by something other than a human. A force you can’t reason with, talk to, etc. I know that has something to do with the appeal of these fanstasies to me.

These are not things I would actually like to do. But, fantasies are in a world of their own. You only imagine the good parts, the parts that turn you on. The reality would be very different and not at all pleasant. But, these are the things that seem to appeal to me while I’m sitting or lying around, stroking my clit.

On the other hand, the Domme fantasies are something I think I could do. Not really extreme stuff, although I could get to a point where I would be tempted to explore some of that. The crack of a whip would really add spice to the reality versus fantasy. But, that is something I could learn to do.

One thing that does not interest me is forced feminization. As a women that is insulting really. Both as something that needs to be forced and as something that a man could attain so easily. I don’t know why men want to be women, or attempt to dress as one. Women don’t seem to be flocking for forced masculinization. I wonder how men would feel if forced masculinization became a fetish.

I also don’t like whimpy style male submissives. They make it seem kind of gross in a way. Its more like you are just part of his jerk off fantasy than something that should be good for both of you. But, a male submissive who brings you into the fantasy, one who can crack a joke, let you seduce him and submit, especially when he doesn’t really want to. That is the kind of submissive male that I fantasize about.

When I do fantasize about a male submitting to me its along the lines of a Sharon Green story. I don’t know if she is still writing her femdom style fiction. They were a good read. I started reading them years ago and the warrior women, especially those in the tribe with the Goddess Mida stayed in my fantasies for a long time. I would see myself as one of the women in the tribe using men as they did. They had some kind of drug they gave them and then they tied the men down on the ground, spread eagled, and whoever could throw her spear farthest would win the first crack at the new male captive. I didn’t always win. Sometimes I came back late from hunting and the man was already worn out. He would beg not to be used any more. But, I would trick him into taking the drug again and then I would use him in spite of his protests.

I guess that’s why I really need a Switchy man. Someone who could submit and be submitted to as the fantasy occurs.